Kung Fu Kashi
I was just out front cutting up boxes for the recycling when suddenly a small pitbull jumped me from behind. She turned out to be friendly - just wanted to say howdy - but I didn't know that in the moment and I yelped! Kashi heard me and came charging out from the garage, jumped on the dog and totally beat the crap out of her! She got away and scrambled backwards. I was still panting and going, "Holy crap!" and "Go away!" She sooooo wanted to come back over and say howdy again, but every time she moved, Kashi was all like, "I don't think so mother fucker! Come on! Bring it on! Bring your cousins! You wanna go?"
She's my heroine.