I knew I should have bitten the bullet and bought that little house
right behind me but I hesitated and an investor swooped it up (for a
SONG, people!) and now I have redneck renters living within 80 yards of
my bedroom/office window. They like to start partying outside at about
4:00 PM and they don't like to go to bed until sometimes 3:00 in the
morning. They hoot and they holler and they have (friendly) yelling
arguments and the smoke and smoke and smoke their cigarettes. I'm pretty
sure they're using bullhorns and getting right up against the fence and
blowing all that stinky smoke right toward my bedroom window because
now - now that the weather is amazing and the evenings are breezy and
wonderful - I am uncomfortable hanging out in my own (amazing) back yard
and I can't go to sleep without shutting all my windows to keep out the
noise and the stink. FML
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